Jacksonisms | Misspeak Edition
J: Daddy, you know hot rides?
Z: Hot Rides?
J: Yeah. Its an old car that’s been customized (imagine that with his toddler lisp, if you please)
J: [while putting on ear muffs that Grandpa got him] Oh no! I need my ear mocks!!!
J: [runs to the kitchen table where his kix cereal sits, unattended] Oh man! I gotta finish my ticks!!!
Scene: Day one of our camping trip, Jack did a lot of walking in his crocs. He ended up with a large blister on the inside of each foot
J: (at 1243829432 different times throughout the week) Mommy! Look at my busters! Are they ready to come off yet?
Other things I find adorable: He calls the fly swatter a “flashwater”